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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 138 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3108 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,250 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8046 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7733 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6566 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4905 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,503,502 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andrew | 58% | 146 |
| #2 | SapphireSalt | 52% | 222 |
| #3 | Cilantro | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andrew | 58% | 146 |
| #2 | SapphireSalt | 52% | 222 |
| #3 | Cilantro | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andrew | 14 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | SapphireSalt | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Cilantro | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andrew | 204 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | SapphireSalt | 114 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #3 | Cilantro | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bleech | +1.49 | 68 | 63 |
| #2 | SapphireSalt | +0.83 | 35 | 39 |
| #3 | andrew | +0.41 | 57 | 45 |
| #4 | Cilantro | +0.00 | 4 | 32 |





