








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Wingman | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,796 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6232 | 22% |
| Smokes | 7420 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7520 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7624 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,070,679 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | famke | 32 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | gladi xD | 18 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | ffL1cK | 17 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | -_- | 14 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Lchslrch | 11 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gladi xD | 1525 | 0.23 | 40 min |
| #2 | ffL1cK | 921 | 0.34 | 26 min |
| #3 | famke | 623 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #4 | Lchslrch | 461 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #5 | -_- | 369 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ffL1cK | +5.09 | 88 | 80 |
| #2 | -_- | +2.05 | 54 | 75 |
| #3 | famke | +0.90 | 50 | 56 |
| #4 | stinkwer?Oo | +0.13 | 39 | 78 |
| #5 | gladi xD | +0.05 | 76 | 68 |





