








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 307 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,682 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2973 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3265 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1659 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2785 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,356,471 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 508 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Birk0211 | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | Jon1s | 52% | 65 |
| #3 | L1lli | 48% | 54 |
| #4 | Passters | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | Lion|s (ノ≧∀≦)ノ | 46% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jon1s | +2.84 | 73 | 86 |
| #2 | Åkerskantz | +1.80 | 84 | 53 |
| #3 | Birk0211 | +1.72 | 89 | 48 |
| #4 | L1lli | +1.15 | 65 | 72 |
| #5 | Sam | +0.83 | 61 | 59 |





