








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 519 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4635 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5055 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6132 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4087 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3423 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,430,235 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmoLLL | 54% | 69 |
| #2 | Super Idol的笑容 | 51% | 417 |
| #3 | Devour | 49% | 97 |
| #4 | The Dril | 49% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmoLLL | 54% | 69 |
| #2 | Super Idol的笑容 | 51% | 417 |
| #3 | Devour | 49% | 97 |
| #4 | The Dril | 49% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super Idol的笑容 | 5 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | Devour | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | The Dril | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super Idol的笑容 | 1470 | 0.16 | 31 min |
| #2 | SmoLLL | 150 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | The Dril | 89 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Devour | 40 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Devour | +2.37 | 75 | 35 |
| #2 | SmoLLL | +1.13 | 71 | 69 |
| #3 | Super Idol的笑容 | +0.70 | 72 | 56 |
| #4 | Mercedes-Benz E-Class | -1.35 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | The Dril | -1.71 | 63 | 53 |





