








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 905 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 334 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 136 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




111 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9444 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,096 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6748 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6556 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6781 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6011 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,587,523 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 564 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | >Pussy Squad< Sassy | 58% | 52 |
| #2 | ✪ Limit | 57% | 60 |
| #3 | Paouuul! | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | moqth | 53% | 173 |
| #5 | Broady | 53% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moqth | 41 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | Coxxy | 28 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | ✪ Limit | 16 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | Chlo | 11 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Paouuul! | 10 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Limit | +3.40 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | ✪ Jordy | +2.17 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | Coxxy | +0.76 | 77 | 49 |
| #4 | moqth | +0.46 | 64 | 59 |
| #5 | >Pussy Squad< Sassy | -0.05 | 72 | 60 |





