








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 585 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 283 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5176 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5630 | 18% |
| Smokes | 9574 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7427 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8415 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,023,555 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paouuul! | 57% | 51 |
| #2 | ✪ Limit | 57% | 53 |
| #3 | moqth | 54% | 164 |
| #4 | Broady | 53% | 79 |
| #5 | ✪ Jordy | 51% | 745 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✪ Limit | 57% | 53 |
| #3 | moqth | 54% | 164 |
| #4 | Broady | 53% | 79 |
| #5 | ✪ Jordy | 51% | 745 |
| #6 | Coxxy | 48% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Jordy | 97 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | moqth | 40 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | Coxxy | 23 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | ✪ Limit | 15 | 0.0129 |
| #5 | Paouuul! | 11 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Jordy | 1408 | 0.09 | 35 min |
| #2 | Coxxy | 433 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | moqth | 378 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | Broady | 226 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | ✪ Limit | 116 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Limit | +3.67 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | ✪ Jordy | +2.01 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | moqth | +0.62 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | Coxxy | +0.44 | 77 | 52 |
| #5 | Paouuul! | -0.69 | 48 | 46 |





