








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,551 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5721 | 42% |
| Smokes | 2955 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1753 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3122 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $718,034 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 403 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DJ Jungle Deadly | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Ryder | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | F12 | 61% | 88 |
| #4 | Claire | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | fivez | 60% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Porpoise | 12 | 0.0193 |
| #2 | FRAQ-KTR | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Jincks | 7 | 0.0139 |
| #4 | Flowji | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | PickEhCard | 4 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F12 | 280 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | Flowji | 263 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | FRAQ-KTR | 250 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | fivez | 201 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | chr1s | 131 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hotel | +2.61 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | Flowji | +2.04 | 86 | 65 |
| #3 | F12 | +0.59 | 77 | 54 |
| #4 | FRAQ-KTR | +0.31 | 73 | 69 |
| #5 | Porpoise | +0.02 | 79 | 45 |





