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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 748 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2567 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,313 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2383 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1565 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1393 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1972 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $543,960 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThaneTF | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Jaegerist | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | raf | 58% | 134 |
| #4 | chb | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Odell | 54% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | chb | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Odell | 54% | 122 |
| #6 | s4yo | 53% | 81 |
| #7 | Wildr | 48% | 25 |
| #8 | KydneyStone | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Odell | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | raf | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | s4yo | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | ThaneTF | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | chb | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Odell | 779 | 0.31 | 22 min |
| #2 | raf | 445 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | s4yo | 291 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | chb | 157 | 0.38 | 6 min |
| #5 | Wildr | 125 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skiff | +1.60 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | Odell | +0.98 | 67 | 77 |
| #3 | chb | +0.75 | 72 | 82 |
| #4 | ThaneTF | +0.30 | 72 | 68 |
| #5 | Wildr | +0.22 | 71 | 82 |





