








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,876 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3330 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2605 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1605 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2336 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $771,575 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 314 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N0rtikka | 53% | 136 |
| #2 | kkona | 52% | 254 |
| #3 | Make | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | Snabb | 50% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N0rtikka | 53% | 136 |
| #2 | kkona | 52% | 254 |
| #3 | Make | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | Snabb | 50% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snabb | 61 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | N0rtikka | 28 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | kkona | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Make | 4 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snabb | 440 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | N0rtikka | 300 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | kkona | 254 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | Make | 101 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kkona | +1.43 | 79 | 48 |
| #2 | N0rtikka | +0.41 | 58 | 51 |
| #3 | Snabb | +0.09 | 73 | 47 |
| #4 | Make | +0.02 | 71 | 42 |
| #5 | Elias | -0.23 | 74 | 57 |





