








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1717 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1772 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 944 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1728 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $522,609 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Se Eräs | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | Snabb | 58% | 76 |
| #3 | Make | 55% | 69 |
| #4 | kkona | 53% | 184 |
| #5 | Elias | 53% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Snabb | 58% | 76 |
| #3 | Make | 55% | 69 |
| #4 | kkona | 53% | 184 |
| #5 | Elias | 53% | 136 |
| #6 | Faidabuli | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elias | 26 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Snabb | 20 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | Make | 11 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | kkona | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elias | 514 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | Snabb | 185 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | kkona | 164 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | Make | 129 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Faidabuli | 83 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faidabuli | +2.25 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | kkona | +1.63 | 80 | 46 |
| #3 | Make | +0.42 | 79 | 49 |
| #4 | Snabb | +0.40 | 76 | 51 |
| #5 | Elias | +0.11 | 74 | 57 |





