








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4199 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3951 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2507 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3287 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $516,392 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zachariaz | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | Veshy | 69% | 32 |
| #3 | LandonTM | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | lil mugga | 63% | 30 |
| #5 | Payru | 60% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #1 stunna | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Veshy | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Zachariaz | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | serfeh | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | lil mugga | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veshy | 182 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #2 | #1 stunna | 113 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | xMiseryyy | 72 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | lil mugga | 66 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | serfeh | 56 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pz | +3.29 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | Thomas Shelby | +2.53 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | LandonTM | +2.25 | 64 | 68 |
| #4 | SmartAsSuperman | +1.18 | 83 | 64 |
| #5 | xMiseryyy | +0.34 | 89 | 70 |





