








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 405 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1803 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,744 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1526 | 27% |
| Smokes | 707 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 1874 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1637 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $695,260 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seksi betmen | 16 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Petrusil | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | AIejandro | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | LonelyDeath | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | hannibally | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petrusil | 317 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | seksi betmen | 210 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | hannibally | 61 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | AIejandro | 50 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | LonelyDeath | 42 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whatTheDawgDoin' | +2.38 | 42 | 60 |
| #2 | LonelyDeath | +1.52 | 71 | 51 |
| #3 | Petrusil | +0.68 | 68 | 51 |
| #4 | AIejandro | +0.64 | 69 | 45 |
| #5 | hannibally | +0.16 | 38 | 51 |





