








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,544 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 506 | 33% |
| Smokes | 251 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 477 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 310 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $95,521 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arkitekt | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | JBsnipes20 | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | MadAdk | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | STR3T | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | Penguinn | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STR3T | 60 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | HAWK TUAH | 58 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | MadAdk | 32 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | TheBeanEater12 | 28 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | QCGyrl | 15 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JBsnipes20 | +5.76 | 36 | 29 |
| #2 | TheBeanEater12 | +4.48 | 65 | 42 |
| #3 | Arkitekt | +3.07 | 34 | 34 |
| #4 | Penguinn | +0.88 | 54 | 37 |
| #5 | STR3T | +0.03 | 5 | 68 |





