








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 137 | 2% |
| Smokes | 3177 | 55% |
| HE Grenades | 1037 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1456 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $375,526 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahren | 45% | 124 |
| #2 | Mayh3w | 44% | 149 |
| #3 | Wacks | 43% | 116 |
| #4 | JDCalvary14 | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | Xathrid | 34% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahren | 39 | 0.0155 |
| #2 | Xathrid | 29 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | Mayh3w | 24 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Ceeweed | 20 | 0.0125 |
| #5 | Wacks | 15 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahren | 759 | 0.30 | 20 min |
| #2 | Mayh3w | 365 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | Wacks | 254 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ceeweed | 238 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | Xathrid | 107 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahren | +5.29 | 59 | 77 |
| #2 | Xathrid | +2.21 | 50 | 41 |
| #3 | Mayh3w | +0.44 | 45 | 55 |
| #4 | Wacks | +0.17 | 42 | 60 |
| #5 | JDCalvary14 | -0.22 | 40 | 27 |





