








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1963 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1534 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1599 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1788 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $697,805 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tibxxd. | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | -T0mm | 52% | 58 |
| #3 | didjef | 49% | 86 |
| #4 | vw enjoyer | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | .cryptexx<3-dA-k1nG -iwnl- | 48% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -T0mm | 10 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | nownz | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | didjef | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | .cryptexx<3-dA-k1nG -iwnl- | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | tibxxd. | 3 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | didjef | 481 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #2 | nownz | 368 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | -T0mm | 222 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | .cryptexx<3-dA-k1nG -iwnl- | 187 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | tibxxd. | 152 | 0.33 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tibxxd. | +1.57 | 71 | 75 |
| #2 | Tobikha | +1.03 | 64 | 59 |
| #3 | vw enjoyer | +0.70 | 72 | 56 |
| #4 | -T0mm | +0.70 | 86 | 56 |
| #5 | didjef | +0.23 | 76 | 61 |





