








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
883 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,425 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 802 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1132 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 807 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 684 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $275,794 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NootNoot | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | UKDrill!Boiii | 44% | 16 |
| #3 | young blood | 39% | 31 |
| #4 | pecvevo | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | LBKayyyy | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NootNoot | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | UKDrill!Boiii | 44% | 16 |
| #3 | young blood | 39% | 31 |
| #4 | pecvevo | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | LBKayyyy | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | young blood | 7 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | UKDrill!Boiii | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | LBKayyyy | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | young blood | 97 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | pecvevo | 64 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #3 | UKDrill!Boiii | 25 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | NootNoot | 16 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | LBKayyyy | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NootNoot | +2.05 | 55 | 63 |
| #2 | young blood | +1.92 | 87 | 58 |
| #3 | pecvevo | +1.78 | 57 | 59 |
| #4 | LBKayyyy | +1.55 | 63 | 73 |
| #5 | LegoAbdi | -0.67 | 53 | 62 |





