








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 606 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2646 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,325 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2566 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2056 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2057 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1646 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $664,579 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akes | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | JWqvist | 53% | 36 |
| #3 | a | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | UKDrill!Boiii | 53% | 135 |
| #5 | pecvevo | 50% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Harek4t | 49% | 37 |
| #7 | LBKayyyy | 46% | 93 |
| #8 | === ZeenjoR === | 42% | 52 |
| #9 | Buller | 39% | 38 |
| #10 | LegoAbdi | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UKDrill!Boiii | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | LBKayyyy | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Buller | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | LegoAbdi | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | pecvevo | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pecvevo | 308 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | LBKayyyy | 138 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | === ZeenjoR === | 138 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | UKDrill!Boiii | 134 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | LegoAbdi | 104 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buller | +2.43 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | young blood | +2.29 | 85 | 62 |
| #3 | Harek4t | +0.97 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | a | +0.01 | 59 | 53 |
| #5 | LBKayyyy | -0.39 | 67 | 67 |





