








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,653 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 430 | 12% |
| Smokes | 781 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1486 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 956 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,233,882 of utility $295 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 399 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jummalatila | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | vallu | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Hublot | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | Papupukki | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | Trash Collector | 49% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wald0 | +5.37 | 79 | 37 |
| #2 | vallu | +2.48 | 74 | 56 |
| #3 | Gargamel | +2.41 | 72 | 57 |
| #4 | Tw1sterr | +1.63 | 61 | 65 |
| #5 | Papupukki | +1.15 | 75 | 46 |





