








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
492 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8 | 6% |
| Smokes | 3 | 2% |
| HE Grenades | 69 | 51% |
| Molotovs | 55 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $37,920 of utility $21 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boy | 48% | 23 |
| #2 | TraktorinKahvi | 47% | 43 |
| #3 | 1 | 46% | 52 |
| #4 | voggan | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Gipsynator800 | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boy | 48% | 23 |
| #2 | TraktorinKahvi | 47% | 43 |
| #3 | 1 | 46% | 52 |
| #4 | voggan | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Gipsynator800 | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1 | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | TraktorinKahvi | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Gipsynator800 | 4 | 0.0140 |
| #4 | boy | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TraktorinKahvi | 165 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | 1 | 60 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | boy | 46 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | voggan | 45 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | Gipsynator800 | 40 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boy | +3.27 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | voggan | +2.58 | 46 | 76 |
| #3 | TraktorinKahvi | +2.50 | 42 | 70 |
| #4 | 1 | +1.37 | 72 | 46 |
| #5 | Gipsynator800 | -1.65 | 37 | 32 |





