








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1396 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 342 | 18% |
| Smokes | 321 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 487 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 783 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $557,622 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TraktorinKahvi | 51% | 118 |
| #2 | kajsaimani | 46% | 52 |
| #3 | Gipsynator800 | 40% | 20 |
| #4 | voggan | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TraktorinKahvi | 51% | 118 |
| #2 | kajsaimani | 46% | 52 |
| #3 | Gipsynator800 | 40% | 20 |
| #4 | voggan | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TraktorinKahvi | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Gipsynator800 | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | kajsaimani | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TraktorinKahvi | 414 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | voggan | 101 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Gipsynator800 | 50 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | kajsaimani | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TraktorinKahvi | +2.36 | 48 | 69 |
| #2 | voggan | +1.62 | 52 | 68 |
| #3 | 1 | +1.43 | 73 | 48 |
| #4 | Gipsynator800 | -2.77 | 37 | 41 |
| #5 | kajsaimani | -3.47 | 29 | 12 |





