








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 884 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1178 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 930 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 971 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $356,374 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zireael | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Pr3lo | 48% | 31 |
| #3 | wh1te | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | Piku | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | Ki3lo | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zireael | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Pr3lo | 48% | 31 |
| #3 | wh1te | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | Piku | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | Ki3lo | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piku | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pr3lo | 80 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Zireael | 74 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | Piku | 56 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ki3lo | 41 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | wh1te | 36 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qwe | +3.39 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | Zireael | +1.03 | 68 | 63 |
| #3 | Ki3lo | +0.96 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | Piku | +0.46 | 73 | 67 |
| #5 | Pr3lo | -1.33 | 70 | 67 |





