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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1835 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,870 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 961 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1138 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1130 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 641 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $554,641 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 783 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goryL | 53% | 47 |
| #2 | Vanta | 49% | 53 |
| #3 | M4JsT3R | 40% | 15 |
| #4 | nQ | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goryL | 53% | 47 |
| #2 | Vanta | 49% | 53 |
| #3 | M4JsT3R | 40% | 15 |
| #4 | nQ | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vanta | 9 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | M4JsT3R | 2 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | goryL | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | nQ | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goryL | 198 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | Vanta | 128 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | nQ | 28 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | M4JsT3R | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vanta | +4.39 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | Ojczym Piotrka | +1.51 | 74 | 45 |
| #3 | goryL | -2.08 | 52 | 73 |
| #4 | nQ | -2.93 | 50 | 61 |
| #5 | M4JsT3R | -3.83 | 58 | 56 |





