








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1624 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 792 matches | ||
| Faceit | 149 matches | ||
| Wingman | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19522 | 43% |
| Smokes | 9067 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 7327 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 9395 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,361,575 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2055 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gismic_ | 56% | 186 |
| #2 | MadMax | 53% | 184 |
| #3 | Phillip | 51% | 256 |
| #4 | -Juiceeeeee | 51% | 397 |
| #5 | Bartmane | 49% | 739 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Juiceeeeee | 15 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Bartmane | 12 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Gismic_ | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Phillip | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Futt_Bucker | 7 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gismic_ | +2.25 | 67 | 50 |
| #2 | MadMax | +1.80 | 85 | 37 |
| #3 | Bartmane | +1.37 | 81 | 46 |
| #4 | Phillip | +0.87 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | -Juiceeeeee | +0.57 | 68 | 59 |





