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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3034 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




143 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19000 | 46% |
| Smokes | 5665 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 11640 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5044 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,695,069 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mediocre | 59% | 128 |
| #2 | Pickle 🥒 | 58% | 327 |
| #3 | Krillin | 55% | 268 |
| #4 | Nut Nibbler 7000 | 54% | 91 |
| #5 | ℘尺ℴ|MeadWizard|℘尺ℴ | 53% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Based Luigi Sicko Mode | +4.23 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | ℘尺ℴ|MeadWizard|℘尺ℴ | +4.05 | 70 | 63 |
| #3 | Pickle 🥒 | +1.84 | 66 | 44 |
| #4 | Nut Nibbler 7000 | +1.30 | 45 | 15 |
| #5 | Hashman (❀ •̀ᴗ•́ ) | +1.03 | 66 | 59 |





