








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 812 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




129 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7693 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1907 | 18% |
| Smokes | 410 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 5895 | 55% |
| Molotovs | 2523 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,384,216 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1001 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RB the Hyperpimp | 81% | 47 |
| #2 | Krillin | 76% | 46 |
| #3 | Mediocre | 62% | 119 |
| #4 | Hashman (❀ •̀ᴗ•́ ) | 58% | 327 |
| #5 | Based Luigi Sicko Mode | 58% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Based Luigi Sicko Mode | +3.41 | 71 | 63 |
| #2 | RB the Hyperpimp | +3.22 | 68 | 56 |
| #3 | Based Luigi (❀ •̀ᴗ•́ ) | +2.63 | 74 | 61 |
| #4 | Pickle 🥒 | +2.08 | 69 | 45 |
| #5 | Krillin | +1.42 | 60 | 56 |





