








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
309 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 183 | 25% |
| Smokes | 232 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 170 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 150 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $247,735 of utility $262 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KEFRMO | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | 魂魄妖夢 | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Grote hoeveelheid grondstoffen | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | Feather | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | de Muuk | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Feather | 1 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Grote hoeveelheid grondstoffen | 1 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de Muuk | 46 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | Grote hoeveelheid grondstoffen | 24 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #3 | KEFRMO | 15 | 0.25 | 0 min |
| #4 | Miya the turtle | 14 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Shion | 13 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 魂魄妖夢 | +7.60 | 85 | 32 |
| #2 | KEFRMO | +2.99 | 64 | 66 |
| #3 | Feather | +1.73 | 64 | 41 |
| #4 | de Muuk | -0.02 | 61 | 53 |
| #5 | Kai ツ | -0.28 | 42 | 42 |





