








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,330 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1937 | 26% |
| Smokes | 981 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1941 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2471 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $625,793 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurumi | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | Bilal Abınment | 59% | 149 |
| #3 | Alphega | 56% | 172 |
| #4 | Religionman | 54% | 72 |
| #5 | sakamata1 | 52% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bilal Abınment | +5.13 | 84 | 37 |
| #2 | 魂魄妖夢 | +3.73 | 81 | 45 |
| #3 | Alphega | +0.77 | 82 | 28 |
| #4 | Kurumi | +0.38 | 62 | 11 |
| #5 | azu, | -0.21 | 73 | 24 |





