








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 442 | 16% |
| Smokes | 563 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1487 | 52% |
| Molotovs | 344 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $583,681 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Irish Savior | +3.45 | 83 | 25 |
| #2 | hurb | +1.96 | 67 | 48 |
| #3 | ✡FloyTron droidTech CEO | +1.18 | 69 | 50 |
| #4 | nathaniel b | -0.14 | 73 | 50 |
| #5 | Jei | -1.24 | 58 | 69 |





