








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1963 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 210 matches | ||
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,480 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8262 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7318 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 10589 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4311 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,399,577 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2813 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Irish Savior | +3.70 | 84 | 26 |
| #2 | hurb | +3.10 | 61 | 48 |
| #3 | ✡FloyTron droidTech CEO | +1.94 | 74 | 51 |
| #4 | Jei | -0.23 | 52 | 69 |
| #5 | nathaniel b | -0.44 | 67 | 51 |





