








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 376 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4064 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4851 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3902 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3551 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $928,618 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 298 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zombiecats | 71% | 28 |
| #2 | not0riouS | 64% | 53 |
| #3 | cree | 57% | 51 |
| #4 | a | 56% | 32 |
| #5 | Komp1ex | 56% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PilCosby | 15 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | Komp1ex | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | HOOSIERdaddy740 | 4 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | not0riouS | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | cree | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | George | +5.07 | 92 | 63 |
| #2 | a | +1.51 | 90 | 31 |
| #3 | cree | +1.43 | 85 | 68 |
| #4 | zombiecats | +0.45 | 67 | 55 |
| #5 | Feelz | +0.06 | 80 | 57 |





