








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 667 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 157 matches | ||
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3605 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2644 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3723 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3064 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3098 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $948,513 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arnold cheddar | 71% | 28 |
| #2 | George | 71% | 28 |
| #3 | HayoN | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | Dr.Winter | 54% | 125 |
| #5 | Feelz | 50% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | not0riouS | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Dr.Winter | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | HayoN | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | cree | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | George | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr.Winter | 540 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #2 | not0riouS | 492 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | cree | 292 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Nebula | 268 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #5 | Feelz | 220 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | George | +3.94 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | arnold cheddar | +2.39 | 81 | 55 |
| #3 | HayoN | +2.11 | 84 | 61 |
| #4 | zombiecats | +1.44 | 67 | 60 |
| #5 | cree | +1.36 | 86 | 64 |





