








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1880 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,391 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 668 | 28% |
| Smokes | 439 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 568 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 716 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $342,911 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 14000 cups of flour | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | ixetray | 66% | 117 |
| #3 | Catfishhh | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | DeadPool_Kijek | 49% | 53 |
| #5 | tDS | ploug ;D | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 14000 cups of flour | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | ixetray | 66% | 117 |
| #3 | Catfishhh | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | DeadPool_Kijek | 49% | 53 |
| #5 | tDS | ploug ;D | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeadPool_Kijek | 80 | 0.0858 |
| #2 | Catfishhh | 39 | 0.0599 |
| #3 | ixetray | 20 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | 14000 cups of flour | 1 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | tDS | ploug ;D | 1 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ixetray | 246 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | DeadPool_Kijek | 160 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Catfishhh | 107 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | 14000 cups of flour | 16 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | tDS | ploug ;D | 3 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeadPool_Kijek | +6.90 | 94 | 56 |
| #2 | Catfishhh | +6.36 | 90 | 43 |
| #3 | evm network | +2.95 | 88 | 32 |
| #4 | ixetray | -1.94 | 34 | 35 |
| #5 | 14000 cups of flour | -3.42 | 28 | 35 |





