








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1846 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4461 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3597 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3146 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3030 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $252,698 of utility $43 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spxt- | 93% | 15 |
| #2 | okito | 70% | 20 |
| #3 | meow | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | ✪ Thomas | 46% | 151 |
| #5 | Koro | 43% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Thomas | +5.72 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | okito | +2.54 | 72 | 64 |
| #3 | meow | +1.28 | 68 | 47 |
| #4 | Koro | +0.37 | 65 | 65 |
| #5 | spxt- | +0.05 | 75 | 45 |





