








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 397 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 136 matches | ||
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,839 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5200 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4077 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4935 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4627 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $826,793 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _ugabuga | 808 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #2 | Michiru | 541 | 0.31 | 8 min |
| #3 | Zurka | 354 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| #4 | FertX | 322 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | Microsoft Powerpoint | 164 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _ugabuga | +6.17 | 89 | 68 |
| #2 | Michiru | +5.71 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | Kartel | +3.68 | 77 | 47 |
| #4 | Zurka | +2.56 | 76 | 54 |
| #5 | Küürakas | +0.72 | 83 | 40 |





