








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 596 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 134 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4542 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3272 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3965 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3738 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4041 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,734,000 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 340 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weZZ | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Nme | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | LuckShot | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | nervy_^ | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | 𝕋𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖 | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕋𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖 | 790 | 0.25 | 22 min |
| #2 | weZZ | 657 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | Nme | 320 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | nervy_^ | 233 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | weZZ | 200 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nervy_^ | +3.16 | 59 | 77 |
| #2 | Shyguy | +1.92 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | Paraa | +1.28 | 81 | 48 |
| #4 | Dakota | +1.25 | 88 | 64 |
| #5 | Venum 2.0 | +0.90 | 54 | 65 |





