








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 622 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 318 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3108 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4054 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4256 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3167 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,050,977 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 550 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Paraa | 46% | 24 |
| #9 | LuckShot | 41% | 83 |
| #10 | weZZ | 38% | 50 |
| #11 | VenuM | 35% | 79 |
| #12 | 𝕋𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖 | 32% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weZZ | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Nme | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Kenny | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | 𝕋𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖 | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Shyguy | 3 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weZZ | 479 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | 𝕋𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖 | 343 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #3 | Kenny | 319 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | Nme | 211 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Shyguy | 120 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nervy_^ | +3.16 | 65 | 74 |
| #2 | Shyguy | +2.16 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | Paraa | +1.38 | 86 | 52 |
| #4 | Volvo pls | +0.41 | 51 | 62 |
| #5 | weZZ | -0.44 | 52 | 57 |





