








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,396 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1104 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1287 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1607 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1398 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $379,562 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 515 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moreau | 66% | 61 |
| #2 | - Maete- | 64% | 113 |
| #3 | roflp0pz | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | void | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | Yang Snang | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moreau | 66% | 61 |
| #2 | - Maete- | 64% | 113 |
| #3 | roflp0pz | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | void | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | Yang Snang | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | - Maete- | 11 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | moreau | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | void | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Yang Snang | 2 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moreau | 283 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | - Maete- | 193 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Yang Snang | 48 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | void | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | roflp0pz | 9 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | void | +4.08 | 75 | 48 |
| #2 | - Maete- | +3.76 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | moreau | +2.52 | 87 | 74 |
| #4 | Bang Snang | +0.43 | 76 | 55 |
| #5 | Yang Snang | -0.19 | 71 | 61 |





