








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 125 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,004 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1149 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3651 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 2512 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1692 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,373,090 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | M4D5 | 66% | 35 |
| #9 | moreau | 63% | 57 |
| #10 | JUNKIE | 63% | 24 |
| #11 | Bang Snang | 62% | 26 |
| #12 | - Maete- | 55% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Im Asian | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | JUNKIE | 8 | 0.0180 |
| #3 | roflp0pz | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | moreau | 6 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Eag1e | 6 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Im Asian | 280 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | moreau | 255 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | roflp0pz | 151 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | Eag1e | 141 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | - Maete- | 81 | 0.12 | 1 min |





