








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 714 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 135 matches | ||
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3968 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3436 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4126 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3776 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3318 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,460,995 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sshrdl | 59% | 44 |
| #2 | FlameReject | 59% | 56 |
| #3 | Devil<3 | 59% | 136 |
| #4 | Mateo | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | Adept | 56% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Adept | 56% | 39 |
| #6 | Fflew | 52% | 92 |
| #7 | PraLit | 51% | 140 |
| #8 | Kola | 48% | 56 |
| #9 | The One Peaz | 44% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fflew | 13 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | PraLit | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Kola | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Devil<3 | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | The One Peaz | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Devil<3 | 817 | 0.28 | 22 min |
| #2 | PraLit | 522 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #3 | Fflew | 445 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #4 | Kola | 233 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #5 | FlameReject | 227 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlameReject | +1.87 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | PraLit | +1.59 | 82 | 69 |
| #3 | Kola | +1.49 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | Devil<3 | +1.09 | 72 | 74 |
| #5 | Fflew | +0.93 | 77 | 72 |





