








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 264 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3537 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2815 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1452 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1832 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,035,559 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mellowtonin | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | 20 MILLA | 67% | 21 |
| 62% | 42 | ||
| #4 | Mina-chan | 60% | 20 |
| 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Proud | 49% | 93 |
| #12 | pricefield. | 48% | 56 |
| #13 | Siko | 47% | 17 |
| #14 | PraLit | 43% | 30 |
| #15 | Thunder | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Proud | 18 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | โ\\KAUSHALYA PUTRA RAM//โ | 12 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | The One Peaz | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | ๐๐จ๐-๐๐ฎ๐ง | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | หยทโคหยท ๐ผ๐๐๐๐ผ- | 7 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Proud | 510 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #2 | The One Peaz | 347 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #3 | โ\\KAUSHALYA PUTRA RAM//โ | 168 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | pricefield. | 135 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | PraLit | 119 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mina-chan | +2.80 | 94 | 66 |
| #2 | PraLit | +2.49 | 77 | 70 |
| #3 | 20 MILLA | +2.36 | 83 | 46 |
| #4 | pricefield. | +2.12 | 75 | 58 |
| #5 | โ\\KAUSHALYA PUTRA RAM//โ | +1.43 | 79 | 44 |





