








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 620 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 130 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,858 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3181 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1773 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2903 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2001 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,878,403 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 705 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KillerConn | 55% | 49 |
| #2 | BeefBruhhhhh | 51% | 503 |
| #3 | qntn | 49% | 43 |
| #4 | DRAKO | 33% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KillerConn | 55% | 49 |
| #2 | BeefBruhhhhh | 51% | 503 |
| #3 | qntn | 49% | 43 |
| #4 | DRAKO | 33% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeefBruhhhhh | 41 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | qntn | 7 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | KillerConn | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeefBruhhhhh | 510 | 0.05 | 13 min |
| #2 | qntn | 89 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | DRAKO | 51 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | KillerConn | 34 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeefBruhhhhh | +2.88 | 74 | 46 |
| #2 | KillerConn | +1.91 | 78 | 38 |
| #3 | qntn | -0.29 | 67 | 38 |
| #4 | DRAKO | -1.27 | 44 | 43 |
| #5 | Sigma | -1.32 | 50 | 42 |





