








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 622 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7532 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2354 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2699 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2795 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 883 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,264,968 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sigma | 51% | 503 |
| #2 | KillerConn | 49% | 65 |
| #3 | qntn | 45% | 51 |
| #4 | DRAKO | 37% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sigma | 51% | 503 |
| #2 | KillerConn | 49% | 65 |
| #3 | qntn | 45% | 51 |
| #4 | DRAKO | 37% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sigma | 38 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | qntn | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | KillerConn | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sigma | 697 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #2 | DRAKO | 93 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | qntn | 85 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | KillerConn | 42 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeefBruhhhhh | +2.81 | 73 | 46 |
| #2 | KillerConn | +0.96 | 77 | 37 |
| #3 | qntn | -1.07 | 68 | 39 |
| #4 | DRAKO | -1.73 | 44 | 41 |
| #5 | Sigma | -1.73 | 47 | 38 |





