








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 415 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 482 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6383 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1947 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2029 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3043 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3474 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,732,816 of utility $354 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1039 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ancient Echo | 51% | 200 |
| #2 | St8ks | 51% | 51 |
| #3 | ces3lg | 50% | 76 |
| #4 | Deku | 49% | 47 |
| #5 | Stoned ☁ | 49% | 343 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | St8ks | +3.16 | 69 | 51 |
| #2 | Wladimir | +2.74 | 56 | 38 |
| #3 | ces3lg | +2.21 | 42 | 41 |
| #4 | Deku | +2.05 | 57 | 61 |
| #5 | Stoned ☁ | +1.02 | 60 | 42 |





