








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2749 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4090 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2813 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1724 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1919 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $899,958 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ks0 | 13 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Inegu | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | zutnux | 8 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | Bernkastel | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | zywoo | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inegu | 999 | 0.25 | 27 min |
| #2 | ks0 | 494 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Bernkastel | 382 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | zywoo | 209 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Maffa | 165 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zywoo | +3.98 | 93 | 61 |
| #2 | Энхрийлэн | +3.12 | 89 | 63 |
| #3 | zutnux | +3.02 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | Inegu | +2.87 | 76 | 71 |
| #5 | ks0 | +0.05 | 72 | 55 |





