








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2396 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3620 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2928 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2513 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1863 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $760,335 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RistoRapeAss | 63% | 60 |
| #2 | StressFresh | 56% | 200 |
| #3 | vihu | 53% | 58 |
| #4 | xxipox | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | VikuSnipu | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StressFresh | 288 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | RistoRapeAss | 118 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | vihu | 102 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | xxipox | 94 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | VikuSnipu | 67 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vihu | +2.55 | 75 | 54 |
| #2 | xxipox | +2.33 | 69 | 70 |
| #3 | StressFresh | +2.22 | 66 | 68 |
| #4 | Toutpop | -0.08 | 56 | 71 |
| #5 | VikuSnipu | -1.69 | 30 | 52 |





