








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 539 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 236 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1825 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3438 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3325 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2659 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,411,960 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loky | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | Verdium | 53% | 335 |
| #3 | √ ZayFoZ √ | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | aZZ. | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | duuLoX | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | √ ZayFoZ √ | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | aZZ. | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | duuLoX | 43% | 40 |
| #6 | CopO † | 38% | 26 |
| #7 | Kronk | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Verdium | 12 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | CopO † | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Verdium | 886 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #2 | duuLoX | 216 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | √ ZayFoZ √ | 92 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | CopO † | 56 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | aZZ. | 45 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aZZ. | +2.12 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | Verdium | +0.50 | 64 | 61 |
| #3 | √ ZayFoZ √ | +0.13 | 78 | 72 |
| #4 | duuLoX | -0.21 | 86 | 79 |
| #5 | Barrel | -0.34 | 74 | 52 |





