








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 601 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 347 matches | ||
| Faceit | 256 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7535 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7465 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5369 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6999 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4356 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,156,947 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duuLoX | 67% | 61 |
| #2 | SH4DY IS BACK | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | ๖̶ζ͜͡𝓢𝓶𝓸𝓚♡ | 62% | 45 |
| #4 | ToRto 🐢 | 56% | 86 |
| #5 | Ryan | 55% | 211 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ๖̶ζ͜͡𝓢𝓶𝓸𝓚♡ | 62% | 45 |
| #4 | ToRto 🐢 | 56% | 86 |
| #5 | Ryan | 55% | 211 |
| #6 | Big Boy | 55% | 375 |
| #7 | Verdium | 53% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Boy | 24 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Ryan | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | SH4DY IS BACK | 6 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | duuLoX | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Verdium | 5 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryan | 1103 | 0.25 | 31 min |
| #2 | Big Boy | 713 | 0.09 | 20 min |
| #3 | duuLoX | 336 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #4 | ToRto 🐢 | 264 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Verdium | 182 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big Boy | +2.96 | 71 | 66 |
| #2 | duuLoX | +1.52 | 70 | 80 |
| #3 | ToRto 🐢 | +0.88 | 64 | 58 |
| #4 | ๖̶ζ͜͡𝓢𝓶𝓸𝓚♡ | +0.75 | 84 | 65 |
| #5 | Verdium | +0.38 | 67 | 60 |





