








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3085 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,804 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1923 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2359 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 858 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1664 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,033,880 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3C0DHD | 9 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Whiscola | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | CPeX | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | 1luminardo | 4 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | ⚡ | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whiscola | 259 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | CPeX | 171 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | R3C0DHD | 153 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | 1luminardo | 97 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #5 | tru3no | 58 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilenCS | +6.01 | 89 | 59 |
| #2 | dezwell | +2.20 | 90 | 61 |
| #3 | tru3no | +1.59 | 73 | 59 |
| #4 | R3C0DHD | +0.81 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | ⚡ | +0.11 | 67 | 51 |





