








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 648 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4075 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,479 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2817 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4318 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5145 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5199 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,962,371 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x1reme | +3.93 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | Floxw0w | +3.13 | 84 | 64 |
| #3 | Davboy | +2.43 | 80 | 62 |
| #4 | Döminator #Retard | +1.82 | 81 | 58 |
| #5 | MatscheMunkey | +0.52 | 71 | 60 |





