








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1238 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10186 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10617 | 28% |
| Smokes | 13771 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 7670 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6228 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,277,096 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 403 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x1reme | 36 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Supernova | 22 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | infinitear | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Lauchbou | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Davboy | 6 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x1reme | +3.21 | 70 | 60 |
| #2 | Davboy | +3.06 | 83 | 63 |
| #3 | Döminator #Retard | +1.37 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | MatscheMunkey | +0.49 | 73 | 60 |
| #5 | Lauchbou | -0.10 | 63 | 67 |





